The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 234 is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 10.784 billion Join Lily are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 30.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Join Lily economy, worth 431 trillion Join Lilies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 40,028 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Surveillance cameras are banned, Tetris has been banned for its graphic violent content, liberals and conservatives try to disqualify each other's candidates on the grounds that "their ideas would never work in the real world", and eminent domain has been abolished. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got Lazy 234's national animal is the Join Lily, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Switz got Lazy 234 is ranked 147,563^rd in the world and 2,937^th in Suspicious for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 602.77 on the Gilded Widget Scale.